The Perfect Egg Bite

The Perfect Egg Bite is the fabled breakfast meal envisioned by Mike Melsky in Joe Pera Takes You to Breakfast. It's theoretically the perfect distribution of all the flavors on your plate in one perfect bite. It is uncertain whether anyone has successfully consumed the savory dish.

Recipe
Time: About one minute Go to your local diner for ingredients.


 * 1 piece of dense Rye Toast
 * Butter
 * 1/2 container of purple/grape jelly
 * Hash browns
 * Ketchup
 * Over Easy Sunny Side Up Egg


 * 1) Start with your piece of rye toast. Make sure it’s dense enough to handle the weight of the egg bite.
 * 2) Smear some butter on the toast. Not too much butter, it needs to melt into the toast so it can mix well with the rest of the bite.
 * 3) Empty half a container of purple/grape jelly onto the toast. Make sure to spread it out good, but it must be centered in the toast.
 * 4) Put a layer of hash browns on top of your jelly. It’ll unify the dish if you put it on right, so be very careful.
 * 5) Use your ketchup and draw a “W” for Wazzup. It should look like an “M” from your perspective, this form of ketchup distribution will lead to a bit of ketchup from every bite.
 * 6) You could stop there, you’ll still be getting a perfect flavor combo, but it needs a cherry on top —the over easy sunny side up egg. The Yolk must be facing the corner.
 * 7) You have the perfect dish, but now you have to eat it. The trick is getting the unbroken yolk into your mouth on the first bite. If it’s broken it’s ruined